Before you talk about something . . . .

A chap was seated next to a woman on the airplane when the chap turned to her and said, ‘Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.’

The woman, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the chap, ‘What would you like to talk about?’

‘Oh, I don’t know,’ said the chap. ‘How about nuclear power?’ and he smiles.

'OK, ’ she said. ‘That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?’

The chap, visibly surprised by the woman’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, ‘Hmmm, I have no idea.’

To which the woman replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don’t know sh ! t ?

Brilliant :D:D:D

pmsl very good:D

Nice :stuck_out_tongue:

Harsh…but hilarious.

He hee. Made me laff! :D:D