Beard for sale

Four foot of tangly hair going cheap!
One careful (lady) owner
Regular brushing history
Plenty of great mods included:

  1. Some cornflakes
  2. Regular dousings of beer foam conditioner
  3. A pea
  4. Wildlife thrown in free (hey I said it was GREAT deal)

Trimmers included, but 3 half used disposable Bics will cost you extra
I’ll thrown in “Burke’s 50 greatest Beard Trims; A guide to Facial Foliage” if you take this monster hedge today.

No time wasters, only generally-furry-faced-friends please

Would consider part exchange for a motorbike or holiday to Hawaii for two.

Merry Crimbo you lot