Four foot of tangly hair going cheap!
One careful (lady) owner
Regular brushing history
Plenty of great mods included:
- Some cornflakes
- Regular dousings of beer foam conditioner
- A pea
- Wildlife thrown in free (hey I said it was GREAT deal)
Trimmers included, but 3 half used disposable Bics will cost you extra
I’ll thrown in “Burke’s 50 greatest Beard Trims; A guide to Facial Foliage” if you take this monster hedge today.
No time wasters, only generally-furry-faced-friends please
Would consider part exchange for a motorbike or holiday to Hawaii for two.
Merry Crimbo you lot