BAS**RDS Just Tried T Nik My Bike

I don’t fking believe it!!! I’m SOOO ANGRY!!! I just chased two basrds off after they tried to nik my bashed up Blade!!!

At 11.30, I was working away (as usual) and I heard my bike alarm go off, went out onto the balcony and saw two white youths in hoodies, cacking themselves as I screamed ‘I’m on the phone to the police!’. Grabbed the cosh (the pretend one I have!) ran downstairs an chased the Fookers off!!!

Went back to the bike and secured the chain even tighter and noticed a screw-driver in the barrel. I removed it from the bottom, incase there are any prints on it and called the police. Two cars turned up within under 10 mins, one went off and looked for the little turds and the other took details and the screw-driver…

Nothing to do now but stay up all night and hope they come back so that I can batter them!!!

Wish me luck!!!

oh no… what the hell is going on???

when will people learn that if you want something you need to work for it…

Foxy hope your bike aint too badly damaged…

The usual s**t!!! The barrel is missing… Oh well, another thing to try and afford!!

Good luck babes! Little f*ckers - shame they didn’t ry and escape via the tuble lines and got electrocuted…then again we can hope…

Glad it’s still there but promise us you’ll be careful if you chase after any hood rat yoofs - you never know what they’ve got or who’s around the corner…

Looks like the good weather is brining out all the scrots. A few weeks ago I spotted a ‘hoodie’ looking under my bike cover, got in a car and drove off. Then I came home from work one night and noticed someone had pulled the security light off the wall.

Needless to say I know have a security cam and a rather large Scum bashing impliment.

Secure your bikes well people!!!

Christ!!! and I was thinking how lucky you are with the security at your place in London!!! Just goes to show, if they want it, they will do their best. Any chance it will fit inside the security doors in the hallway?

Hope they catch the GITS!!!

GOOD POINT MADE THERE!!!

Becareful chick… but I have no doubt you’d be able to look after yourself

appreciate the situation but why f##k about with a pretend when you can buy a real base ball.

glad you still got your bike.

I acually was with Jay on the phone when you called Tasha. What a s**t! You can have my scooter up to you get your bike sorted as I know you have loads of LB stuff to deal.

Get some boiling cooking oil near your varanda and ‘drop’ it on the B****s!

There is CCTV at the entry to and all over the estate… I’m going to see the caretaker tomorrow morning…

Oh, wolfie… There is nothing pretend about it!!! wink wink!

Every noise I hear now, I fell sick…

I will do fella… Have to wait for the cash to do it…

They were scooter theives, taking a chance!!! The Pratts didn’t even notice that it was locked!!! Or expect it to have an alarm… let alone an immobiliser!!! DEEEEERRRRRRR, thicko’s…

Darwin…

Some day Darwin’s theory will catch them out and the world will be a happier place

Little buggers, I can’t believe it honey. They obviously didn’t have a clue! Thought they could get an imobilised and chained bike going with a screwdriver? Talk about under-prepared. If anyone can help out with a '96 blade ignition, please step forward, otherwise we’ll be hitting eBay and the like asap.

This is such crap timing as well, we had lots planned for the next few days and now Foxy is without a bike. Crap happens eh Can’t believe it, but hopefully now they realise they’re out of their league and won’t come back.

Jay, I’ll take it to SRS in the morning and ask them to keep it there, at least it will be locked up over night untill I get the lock fixed… I’ll ask them to get the lock too… They always look after me…

And Carla honey… Thank you for offering to come over and keep me company, and to make me feel safe. That’s very kind of you… Thanks!!

I just found this on eBay. I’m surprised at the cost, much cheaper than I was expecting!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8055654986

Want me to get it Foxy? Looks easy enough for us to install, though it would be better if we could pick one up tomorrow or Saturday morning and get you out on the Bognor ride. Help guys!

There’s also a place in Chinnor that seems to have them. It’s a ride-out, but we could do it as a worst case?

I’ll ask on the firebladeriders forum ref ignition for ya

Jay!!! Chinnor is near me, I can go and get it and bring it fri arvo once i finished getting dyno jetted. Was thinking of coming to chelsea anyway. Call me, foxy has my number

Some people are so dumb. Doesn’t help you with the damage though!

I would move the bike somewhere else tonight if I were you (and you’ve got somewhere to take it). They might decide to come back (better prepared) to try and finish the job.

Hope you get it sorted.

Jay, I can probably get one at cost for about £25… Leave it with me…

Oh… and…
Jay… I’m going to see the Foo Fighters in Hyde Park With BabyJ… Remember???

I know mate… And I’m worried about that too… I have no-where to take it untill around 9 in the morning… I’m going to stay up, and I live on my own! Needs must and all that, I can’t afford for it to be taken…