PMSL, yes, “mrs boo loves him to the hilt” could perhaps have been phrased a little better ? Or does Mrs Boo have something to confess ?
While he is at it, maybe your mate’s 1300cc bike gives the ladies some advance warning of the owner being a less well equipped gentleman ?
Best way surely should be for him to meet a mate of a mate, type of thing, rather than spending money - I guess you’re referring to speed dating ****e etc. Good for a larf I’m sure but nothing serious.
Why don’t you introduce him to a few of your wife’s friends?
doesn’t do meaningless sex? No wonder 
Anyway, I won’t have no insults against Yammies! 
