assets protection

Allegedly Dianese have launched a chest protector for the fairer sex; I’m sure the collective wisdom of LBers can think of a suitable name for this new product…

how about Xena Biker Princess by Dainese

:stuck_out_tongue: :smiley:

Titshield…:smiley:

over the shoulder boulder holder protector

uncomfortable

Is there something similar for womens’ cricket? Or opera singers? I think we should be told.

Busten Holster!

“Tough Titty” ?

Hahahah! I’d like to believe it.

Apparently, we women don’t need chest armour. Because women only sit on the back of a bike, we have a built-in airbag … it’s called a ‘man’.

I could rant about how sexist the bike gear industry is, and what it really means to alway be offered second-best and ill-fitting gear, but I’d hardly be the first and the manufacturers don’t listen anyway.

Stencil a flower on it or perhaps do it in pink - ladies will like that…