…or do you only knock the bird ****e off the seat once a year???
Do you need sunglasses to look at your mount or need oven gloves to touch the filthy thing???
…or do you only knock the bird ****e off the seat once a year???
Do you need sunglasses to look at your mount or need oven gloves to touch the filthy thing???
I’m half and half! One well she’s filthy and is better the more dirty she is…As for the other one she clean and looks good all the time but underneath she’s still a dirtbike!
I know I can see the logic of keeping a dirtbike spattered!
Mines a Fake dirtbike ( well okay it’s based on a 1960’s dirtbike design but can you imagine takeing 211 Lbs off road - Steve Mcqueen jumped the barbed wire but he had two 10ft ramps to help him ) and I wonder if I should…But then again the chrome pipes are jkust asking for polish
gloves firmly required.
Half and half. When I can be bothered then my bike looks spotless! I think Westie gets the award on this site for the cleanest possible bike!
The last time my bike was washed was when it rained.
Mine is all clean wrapped up now for the winter, under her blanket in the garage…
but the sun is still shining ! loads of time yet
its not the outside but the inside which matters!!
I like my bikes same was as I like my women, do i gotta explain?
WHAT! Its gonna be 28’c tomorrow… still more flies to splatter
I get it ( I think :whistling but in MY case taht would mean I like my girls…
Overweight and very noisy!
…hang on a minute?
At the moment i clean it about every month but that will probably drop to a quick wipe down once a year when i drop it for the first time
mine gets a clean about every 2 weeks at the moment - but in the winter it gets done about once a week, and sprayed off with the hose each night - can’t be having that salty water stuff damaging my baby!
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An@l about cleanliness but interniably lazy about cleaning…story of my life really.
I know I was born to be a multi-millionaire jet-setting Holywood businessman with no end of stunning women to service my every need, whilst I sail my luxury yacht round the world from Casino to Casino gambling like a pro, but never being to smug or arrogant about it…
But I’m far too lazy, so you’re stuck with me just the way I am, you lucky lucky people
Have you been watching too many ‘weakest link’ shows?
Errrr black, slow, and niosy…