My mate has dubbed me Snow White as someones out to get me with an apple!. A couple times over the last two weeks while riding through Farnborough ive nearly been taken off my bike by a squashed apple in the road.
I think someone is driving home from work eating an apple then throwing it out the window… im tempted to find out who it is and then do a ride-by apple lob at their head. 
Anyone else encountered any weird items on the road?
Car drivers
LOL!
Unavoidably ran right over a housebrick on the urban A1 years ago, sat dead centre of the lane it suddenly appeared from under a car in front. Ba-dum ba-bum, wtf?
Almost ran over some poor soul’s drive chain which appeared from between the wheels of the car in front coming up to Hanger Lane the other day…:w00t::hehe::w00t:
saw a geezer with 2 outer the 5 wheel bolts in one of his wheels of his bmw round hanger lane the other day (looked like a complete tit aswel)
so i decided to change lanes as his wobbling wheel wasn’t to attractive
As I work in the arm pit of London (SE18) i’m pretty used to this stuff, but was a bit miffed by the open McD box with left over fries and bun coming out of the builders truck drivers window this morning.
Double miffed when I realized the fat oaf was also on the frigging mobile.
Core Blimey! That would really pip me off.
