As above, has anyone been trapped by the woman in their life today?
Are you getting married Sam??
Nope, missus groovy has legged it off to Wales
Unfortunately not. Im obviously not worth proposing too
Someone proposed that I fuck off, and bury myself in shit. I declined.
I had a proposition
But had to turn it down as he only have a fiver and I didn’t have any change
^ that sounds typical of Sam lol
Mrs Hogtrumpet proposed that I stopped pissing about with bikes and got outside and sorted the garden.
We forgot again
Still single so…no
I got dumped…does that count?
that’s and odd question…
not at all. it’s tradition for men to ask women for their hand in marriage apart from Feb 29th when women can ask the men
not at all. it's tradition for men to ask women for their hand in marriage apart from Feb 29th when women can ask the men me_groovyahhhhhh, learning one thing everyday...
Not sure if it’s a thing they do in Spain, thats probably why you haven’t heard of it
Not sure if it's a thing they do in Spain, thats probably why you haven't heard of it MarmabladeNah mate, first time I hear about it! Interesting!
I think someone needs to explain to Mrs S that that’s not quite the way she’s supposed to do things on a leap year.
Awwwww, sorry to hear that hon x
Shaunicous it could have been worse, Valentine’s Day!
Big hug to you X
Thanks peeps. X