ANYONE A POLICE OFFICER?

just need some info regarding recritment?

if i can help,…what would you like to know?.

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thanks for the PM.
just PM’d you back.

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The first part of the recruiting process is usually held in Krispy Kremes to make sure you have a good product knowledge;):smiley:

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Isn’t that what they call an aptitude test? :slight_smile:

We were amused by the police cars parked in Krispy Kremes at New Malden early yesterday morning when we passed.

one of our special operations buildings that is…:stuck_out_tongue:

I am going through the process of joining,just got through the initial application stage and now waiting for a first interview date.

I have also worked for them as a civvie for last 4 yrs so if I can help let me know.

Followed by a coordination test of dunkin donut into coffee. Point deducted for coffee drips on clothing. :smiley:

And the ability to drink the finest Latte at Bar Italia:D

That’s only when you are a member of the elite who have a jumper with “Police Officer” on it;):DUntil then it’s Starbucks and Krispy Kremes:cool:

All recruitment (across the board) has been placed on hold until Feb 08!

Just like the poor buggers pay rise no doubt!! :angry:

I have very good tips for you that might put you ahead of all the other recruits…

wear your trousers so the ends of the leg are 2 inches above the ankle…

you have to be good at the ''nee narr nee narr ‘’ sound…so practice that a lot…

we’ve already touched the donut scenario…so no need to go there…

bring your own plastic sheriff’s badge with you…(ensure not rusty;))

and finally…walk around shouting '‘book ‘em Danno!!!’’:).

i think these top tips will help you a lot mate…good luck!!

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you’ve lost the will to work for a living then.

Shane you’re wasted doing what you do,you should write the training manual for all new boys and girls joining the force,sorry “service”:smiley:

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smiled:D.