I’m gonna wade right in here with “I like my rubber to be sticky”
lmao - filthbag :hehe:
LMFAO now thats funny, some of these are just great 
the ace is over in north london, if you want to play call my bluff, i know the very man to give you a run for your money but i gotta be there to watch:w00t::P:D
Mels Mercurial Muff Mover?
now now wolfie, i know who you are on about. trust me i would give him a run for his money. he is tame compared to me.:P:hehe:
hahahahaha, like that one!!
What about this one Mel - If you don’t laugh out loud then you have NO sense of humour ( or irony LOL )
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Head Down, Arse Up… Its the only way:D
lets make it a challenge, you know would be rude not too.
oi…thats my line…:w00t:.
right…let me have a gander…how about…
i fart when i pee…still fancy me?.(mel understands…;))
or…
even women leave skidmarks…:w00t:.
these are all off the top of my head so sorry if the’re abit shite…
brb…gonna have a poo and see if anything springs too mind…;).
smiled:).
its true we do have skid marks especialy when you have been done up the back door but you probably would not know about that, or would you !!!
never tried up the puppa my love…never say never i say…gotta be in amsterdam to do stuff like that!!!:w00t:
smiled:).
why amsterdam women like it. the dirtier the better:P
good…nowt more entertaining than a grotty bird;).
smiled:).
… ‘I GET SOO TURNED ON BY RIDING THAT I DON’T NEED A SCOTTOILER!’