Theres these two prostitutes standing on a street corner when the old bill drive past slowly and give them a cautious look, so one turns to the other and says “you ever been picked up by the fuzz” to which the other replies “nah but i have been swung round by me tits”…
Now come on…thats older than me and I got a regular slot on the “Antiques Roadshow” !!!..lol.
Heheh