A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates, “Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing."the man offered. "Once on a trip to the Black Hills of South Dakota, I came across a gang of high-testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen. "So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground. I yelled, “Now back off, biker boy, or you’ll answer to me!”
St. Peter was impressed. “when did this happen?” he asked.
“Just a couple of minutes ago.”