in my early years, i rode on donkeys, mules, yaks, cows, camels, horses, and even sheep and pigs, probably i am the most versatile rider here ? or not:D
Isn’t there a law against riding farmyard animals???
:w00t: Hard to imagine what riding a cow would be like!! What do you hold on to- it’s ears!??
Depends what sort of ride he means…
I think I know a Dutchman with one of your videos:)
Wow…haven’t been in that line of work for a while. Didn’t know copies were still knocking about. Did you like my performance?
Shouldn’t this be moved to the adult section? ![]()
Or the ‘Anything else’ section maybe?
Why? I’m talking about when I did a load of videos about riding a cow sitting sidesaddle…there’s nothing untoward going on. I honestly can’t think why this would be moved to the adult only section.
i should have expected these when i started this thread:D but i am from a place where common sense rules, where certain adult activities do not involve animals or mechanical things;)
So, come on then- just out of interest how do you ride a cow. Actually how do you get near enough to a cow to ride it. Do you have to drug it first?
Maybe cows are the bikes of the future. Methane powered. Loads of road presence. It probably won’t be long before we see the Borough Market cow meet. Most people will have freisians but the odd one will have a souped up Jersey with a bell.
they were not milking cows, we used to use cattle to draw carts, and link them together like a train, they are quite obedient, when i was very little, i used to sit on them without any saddle or anything, they walk in a herd, not a very controlled riding as you do with your bike
So whats faster: sheep, pig or yak?
lessismore (25/05/2008)
Maybe cows are the bikes of the future. Methane powered. Loads of road presence. It probably won’t be long before we see the Borough Market cow meet. Most people will have freisians but the odd one will have a souped up Jersey with a bell.
hahaha lmfao
horsepower…no… COWpower:D
Come on guys no-one has even asked where bbs comes from…lets absorb a little culture for a change 
S’okay met bbs on a recent rideout and he is a man with a sense of humour- just see his other posts 
lessismore (25/05/2008)
Maybe cows are the bikes of the future. Methane powered. Loads of road presence. It probably won’t be long before we see the Borough Market cow meet. Most people will have freisians but the odd one will have a souped up Jersey with a bell.
I’d shake it up a bit with a llama with a spoiler and side skirts. I’d race this guy:
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You have the biggest trumpet!!!
Its a trombone.