Kidnapped from elsewhere on the web:
You just can’t joke with anyone anymore without them taking you seriously, can you?
I have a Standard Yorkie (the big ones of the breed) and I was buying a large bag of Bakers Beef Meat mixer at ASDA and was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Meaty-bites Diet again, although I probably shouldn’t because I’d ended up in the hospital last time, but that I’d lost 20 kgs before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Meaty-bites nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I’d ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I’d been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me. I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door…At the sametime the woman stormed off at the same time telling me to feck off!
