(Adult Humour) - Funny Cyber sex

I know we got rules to protect those who are easily offended, but this link is text based humour with no explicit images.

Not many swear words either, but does discuss things of an adult nature.

If the link is too rude then I understand if it is removed, but it is too funny to pass up.


“I can no longer resist the pizza.”

LOL. People chatting on the internet hey

Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately-our naked bodies pressing each other.
Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
Sweetheart: Why don’t you take off your glasses?
Wellhung: OK, but I can’t see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.
Sweetheart: I’m bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!
Wellhung: I have to pee. I’m fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.
Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover.
Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it’s dark. I’m feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.
Sweetheart: I’m waiting eagerly for your return.
Wellhung: I’m done going. I’m feeling around for the flush handle, but I can’t find it. Uh-oh!
Sweetheart: What’s the matter now?
Wellhung: I’ve realized that I’ve peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I’m walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.
Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on.

Lol this one is just a clasic!!

I think I’m going to pass out from laughing too much

Top one GoF, great link you found there.

I just wont ask why you were looking for Cyber-Sex Chat rooms…


VictimX_27: You’ve never seen an albino before?
cheesedog: No. Where do they live? Albinia?

Bit concerned how you found it…

Hehe but too much to read now.

WTF is a ‘Stone Cold Steve Austin’ anyone? Other than a dead bionic man that is…

Theses are so funny but so wrong.

This dude

Haha is that yours!! Did you get him to sign it for you at wrestlemania?

I wish, then I could send my dad out to bring the smack down on people I don’t like hehehehe

Too funny ill have to finish reading this at home lol

Still not sure I geddit tho…