Phew! Not for sex then, it’ll be too hot, all that suncream will have you sliding off, better bring your crampons (not lilets), so I’m not invited for my great conversation, witty charm or wonderful personality, just my domestic skills, bloody typical man.
OH CM you’re just showing off now.
and your just being DENSE :D:D:D
Like the air in your underpants.
Hello wife.
good god she let you use the 'puter for once ? at least you will get a word in now and again 
Due to unforseen circumstances I wont be attending Ace today will re-arrange for ASAP
No worries Steve, thanks for letting us know! 
There was a few that was at the Ace that never knew 
But dont worry I filled em in with all the route, cost etc in your absents :hehe: