A woman wakes her husband up at 2 AM...

A woman wakes her husband up at 2 AM,
“Quick, who’s scored the highest number of goals in football, ever?”
“Klose”, replied the groggy husband.
“And how many episodes of Breaking Bad are there in total?”
“Huh? Wait, let me…55, no, 62, there’s 62 total episodes” he replied.
“Who was that girl in that ‘Saved by the Bell’ show, Kapowski?”
“Tiffani Thiessen, played Kelly Kapowski”
“And also, when’d that new girl, Sandy, move downstairs again?”
“Two months next Wednesday. What’s going on honey?” asked the husband, now irritated.
"Yesterday was my birthday.


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