Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight.
She was from Quality Street; he was a Fisherman?s Friend.
On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she
had a Wine Gum.
He asked her name, “Polo, I’m the one with the hole” she said. “I’m the
one with the nuts,” he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way.
They checked in to a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury
turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic.
It wasn’t long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her
Cream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly and
Tic Tacs.
Miss Rowntree wasn’t keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let him take
a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring. He was pleased as he
always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a magic moment as she let out a
scream of Turkish Delight.
When he pulled out, his fun size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She
wanted more, but he needed Time Out, however, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetizing. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and
finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper!
Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.
Sadly, 3 days later his Magnum Lolly started to drip. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset who had Allsorts!!!
That’s mint!! 
Nice…
i’m strangly turned on by that!! :o just kidding!
that is good ben!
You leave Bertie out of this, he gave me a lovely bag of clitoris allsorts the other day.
hahah thats wicked,
LMAO!!
You have way too much time Ben!!
pmsl very funny ben
Thats wicked Ben, well done!! 
Good one…Ben you at work bored again? LOL 
for searching - still good to read, again 
I love the following bit:
“Miss Rowntree wasn’t keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let him take
a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring. He was pleased as he
always fancied a bit of Fudge.”
What a classic
That’s excellent Ben!