A politically correct Christmas Greeting

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practised with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect to the religious/secular persuasions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year of 2009, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped to make our country great (not to imply that the United Kingdom is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical disability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
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Hahaha I love it what an absoulute classic! Going to print this off and put it in all my Christmas cards next year! :D:hehe::smiley:

lmao. :P:P and same to you :stuck_out_tongue:

Not quite … " i’m dreaming of a white christmas " is it …lol


enjoy the religious festivities and celebrations of your choice everyone