A NEW RECRUIT !!!

Off-topic Newbies
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Well as Weaver has left LB and AbbeyJ is kinda busy at the moment I was left to do all the newbie poking myself and although poking n smacking da newbies was a lot of fun riding my baby is even better meaning some of the newbies were missing there compulsory poking.

As LB is growning fast I decided it was time for a new recruit to help with the sudden newbie demand… so to cut this long story short ChoccieMuffin has now come over to the dark side and has her very own newbie stick

Nice to have you on board Cmuffin poke poke

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Not so sure about all this fancy carbon fibre, DA, reckon it’ll need a bit more customising, get some nice shiny chrome, some crash bars (none of those silly bungs, decent chunky shiny crash bars, to protect me from falling newbies). Oh, and snazzy lights, and some buzzers too perhaps.

Now where’s that Highway Hawk catalogue, and what page is the newbie stick section?

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The best stick are in Area 51 on page 51.

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Nah, don’t need a new stick, just the shiny glittery add-ons to make it look pukka!

And in true newbie tradition I’ve dropped it, smacked myself with it, ran out of petrol, and generally mucked it up, but finally got it to work.

so you newbies out there, “WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT, THERE’S A HUMPHREY NEWBIE STICK ABOUT!” (There, bet that brings back memories for some of you…)

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Shall i bend over now or wait a while for you to prod me with your stick.

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Choccie muffin’s been turned? Although maybe she’s a double agent… poking and then handing out arnica cream as her protective instincts kick in?

Who’ll protect the newbies - someone to usher them to the virtual bar and make sure they survive the poking until they’ve got the round in?

Oh yeah, the hosts, come then, get on with it!

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In the spirit of fairness, I suppose I should hand over the P.A.N.T.S. and S.H.I.E.L.D. to someone for them to hand out. Any volunteers?