A Man was riding his motorbike along a California beach…
Suddenly God said in a booming voice: “Because you have been faithful to me in all ways, I’ll grant you one wish.”
“Build me a bridge to Hawaii,” said the man.
God said: " It’s an enormous undertaking to build over an ocean. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific, the concrete and steel it would take… it will nearly exhaust several natural resources! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honour and glorify me."
The man thought about it and finally said: “Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels, and what she’s thinking when she gives me the silent treatment…I want to know why she cries, and what she means when she says:‘Nothing is wrong!’ And how can I make a woman truly happy?”
God replied: " You want two lane or four on that bridge?"