So riding to Uni this morning, the usual idiot driver in front of me. In the left lane, indicates for the right lane, sits in the middle, indicates left, then right, then moves into the right lane.
Then for no apparent reason, swings into the left-hand lane in front of me, no indication, clearly didn’t look. I throw up my hand as if to say “wtf why did you do that”…
Then to my utter delight, flashing blue lights appear in my mirror.
For the first time in my driving history, there just happened to be a copper in the right place at the right time.
Dunno what the outcome was, probably just a talking to given the circumstances, but what a rare treat for the police to be in the right place at the right time and to take action.
I’ve only seen it a couple of times but watching coppers bust cyclists for running red lights is a joy to behold. It’s difficult not to cheer out loud.
I had a lovely one a couple of years back. SAt at the front of the lights with a couple of Bikes, cycles and Scooters. Our light goes Green, i give it my usual 1 second wait just for safety, and luckily everyone else was behind me, cos had they jumped they would have been splattered by the knob who jumped the red in his Volvo across our paths.
I was turning left, essentially now following him, so I felt it my duty to go and smash his mirror off before ripping him from out of the safety of his self-absorbed womb cage and beating 12 shades out of him. I pulled up next to his window and he was already winding it down and firing off a massively list of words which no innocent biker should ever hear including, well… as you lot are so delicate I won’t go into details, but let’s just say, consiering my sordid background, I was shocked… that’s how ugly this guy was getting… and HE’D jumped the ruddy light…
So, imagine my huge appreciation of fact that as he was BELLOWING this tirade of insulting filth into my face with frothing spital flying everywhere in his disgust that I was oiffended by his shitty driving… the copper in the van who had witnessed the WHOLE thing, who had pulled up on my right waitied til Vulva bitch was done and said, excuse me sir, would you like me to take that down as part of your statement, or would you just like to pull over…
I PISSED MYSELF LAUGHING… said, “Thank you officer, I appreciate your assistance”, turned back to the bitch, smiled, stared him in the eye for about 3 seconds to watch as it all sank in, and styart gioggling in his face… before slowly doing all teh correct safety moves like over the shoulder checks, mirrors and indicating and rolled very slowly in front of the guy before waving over my shoulder…
Sometimes the world really does get it right… SAVOUR THOSE MOMENTS!
You have a long way to go, you need to be more subtle. This frantic attempt at attention is too obvious, no-one will rise to the bait when you’re that transparent.
Easy Kaos or did you forget your pill this mornin… try and remember the routine we arranged.
Wake, wank, Green Pill, shout at Mirror, Red Pill, sniff own pits and shout I AM the MAN! Purple pill… two if you couldn’t smell gorgonzola… come on, you know it makes sense;)
No bait… My honest opinion! But you did comment Einstein… The poster and forum members who genuinely commented need to get out more often, Because taking pleasure from someone getting grilled whatever the reason is a primary school mentality! I bet you got flicked behind the ears as a kid.
See that is much better, you give a reason for your supposed ire and give people an opportunity to respond and point out why you are wrong and why they are justified. You give a reason for why you think people are “sad fucks” and then go on to insult a single individual by stating that something must have happened to them which is negative in connotation and attempts to belittle them; while at the same time implying that everyone that agreed must have suffered the same fate.
You clearly been reading up on how to be a troll. Well done.
However, in this particular thread it is too late, you already kinda shown that you just want to irritate people to get a response out of them.
Use this next time though and you will have a good 3 page thread going.
May I suggest looking for a political or social economic thread as they tend to go right to the heart of people’s emotions and they are a lot more likely to fall blindly into arguing with you without realising that you just doing it because you are bored.
See that is much better, you give a reason for your supposed ire and give people an opportunity to respond and point out why you are wrong and why they are justified. You give a reason for why you think people are “sad fucks” and then go on to insult a single individual by stating that something must have happened to them which is negative in connotation and attempts to belittle them; while at the same time implying that everyone that agreed must have suffered the same fate.
You clearly been reading up on how to be a troll. Well done.
However, in this particular thread it is too late, you already kinda shown that you just want to irritate people to get a response out of them.
Use this next time though and you will have a good 3 page thread going.
May I suggest looking for a political or social economic thread as they tend to go right to the heart of people’s emotions and they are a lot more likely to fall blindly into arguing with you without realising that you just doing it because you are bored.[/quote
No Trolling just honest opinions…And gut feeling.
So, just to clarify, your gut feeling and honest belief is that when people who behave in a particular way, which has caused injury and death to thousands of bikers each year, get spoken to by the police before they can cause serious harm, anyone that is glad to see that happen is a sad ****.
You can see how such a ridiculous opinion might leave you open to accusations of trolling.
If you are not trolling then you are just a massive idiot. I think you are better off accepting that you were trolling.
So I guess you being perfect 100% of the time when riding whatever you ride is what makes it a happy time to relish someone getting grilled or worse when your the so called victim??
But that would only work IF you were perfect… Its a public road everyone can use it, Its not for your own personnel use.If someone decides to signal turn left then change their mind, signal and turn right then you should be aware that can happen.
Just to clarify what makes you think your a biker??
