Patient: Nurse, I keep seeing spots everywhere i look.
Nurse: Have you seen a doctor yet?
Patient: No, just spots!
*boom-tish! 
get your coat and get out! actually just go I’ll mail you coat back to you!!
that was terrible!
A penguin goes in to a pub and says to the barman.
“Have you seen my brother?”
The barman says “Dunno, what’s he look like?”
Taxi!
Two irish couples decide to swap partners for the evening.
After two hours of mad sex Paddy says:
“I wonder how the girls are getting on”
:D:D
Ha Ha
RRRRubish!