A Festive message from smiled.....

Lovely! Can someone pass me the mind bleach please!? :smiley:

Did you know that Smiled was tugged by customs once. They found him with 5kg of crack. :smiley:

:laugh:

smiled.

You could of smiledā€¦

I was blowing kisses:D
smiled.

You need to brush your teeth then arse breathā€¦

i flossedā€¦wot more do you fcukin want?
smiled.

Not that chocolate on your cheekā€¦

Itā€™s not even proper chocolate!!! Probably just a smear of tescoā€™s own nutella:sick:

urrrgh council nuttellaā€¦

He hasnā€™t got a job so he canā€™t afford nowt else!!:stuck_out_tongue: