A biker stood at the Pearly Gates
His head was bent real low
As he meekly asked a man from God
Which way he ought to go
“What did you do” St Peter asked “to seek admission here?”
“I rode a Harley, down on Earth for many and many a year”
St Peter opened wide the gates and gently pressed a bell
“Come in” he said,
“You’re welcome here, you’ve had your share of Hell”