3 women at a sex party. 1 married, 1 engaged, 1 a mistress.
All decide to buy the same outfit, leather basque, mask, stockings and heels to seduce their men.
A week later they meet up to discuss how the evening went.
The mistress said “He came in, looked at me n screwed the livin daylights out of me all night”. The engaged woman said “My man came in, looked at me n screwed me in every room in the house”. The married woman said "My man came in, looked at me n said “whats for f*ckin tea then batman”?