25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP
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Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.
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Having sex in a single bed is out of the question.
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You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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7:00 am is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
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You hear your favourite song in an elevator.
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You watch the Weather Channel.
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Your friends marry and divorce instead of “hook up”
and “break up.” -
You go from 130 days of holidays to 20.
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Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up.”
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You’re the one calling the police because those f**king kids next
door won’t turn down the stereo. -
Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
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You feed your dog Pal Diet instead of McDonald’s leftovers.
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Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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You take naps from noon to 6 pm.
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Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of
one. -
Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 am would severely upset,
Rather than settle, your stomach. -
If you’re a girl, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and
antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests. -
A £2.00 bottle of wine is no longer “pretty good stuff.”
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You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
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“I just can’t drink the way I used to” replaces “I’m never going to
drink that much again.” -
90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
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You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
doesn’t apply to you and can’t find one to save your sorry old butt.
Then you forward it to a bunch of old friends because you know they’ll
enjoy it & do the same.
BONUS: When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them
instead of asking "Oh s**t - what happened?
