2 new speed cameras on A40 near HomeBase

Each camera costs 20k to put in place why cant they open some schools in the third world

Wait till you see the new cameras they are proposing. £50k per camera. They are fire proof, shock proof and back themselves up to an offsite location!

They cant make money from the 3rd world as quick :wink: sad really

Yeah, and anyone coming from Stockwell to Clapaham, just AFTER the Clapham North Tube station, you go under the railway bridge, there’s a new camera just outside the Railway Tavern, BRAND SPANKING NEW, and BL00DY SENSITIVE.

I swear I was doing 31 and slowing down BEFORE I hit the first white line and I still got stung by the double flash! I was so angry I nearly slammed the brakes on until I realised shouting at an inanimate camera doesn’t really get you very far…unless I shouted REALLY quickly and the camera was forced to trigger and catch me ranting…that would have scared the Cr@p out of the operator!

Sarge, there’s a bloke shouting at the camera at more than 30 miles an hour…do we need riot response?!?

I know the coppers on here won’t find what I have to say very funny, but when you describe an inanimate camera with no one-guarding it indestructible, my first thought is…Can of Spray paint…lense…hmm what happens when I get dirt on my lense…does it block the image? Hmmmm.

Indestructible is the sort of word that suggests a challenge. Destruction doesn’t have to mean “breaking” it can just mean “rendering useless”…

However, for the boyz in blue on here, don’t worry, being married is challenge enough…

Your “indestructible cameras” are safe from my restless hands! :smiley:

Blimey Toby are you having a bad day ?

I think thats enough coffee for you :smiley:

Er. no actually. Best day out of the last few I’ve had.

Excercise invigorates me, I cycled to work. I can go faster than the cars over 100 meters and if the stretch is any longer than that, they pass me, but I find them sitting at the next set of lights.

So I wind them up something chronic…not on purpose but just cos they feel their honour is being affronted if their 20,000 pound cars can’t travel round London faster than my bicycle.

I’m gonna have t-shirt made up which says

“You are 1 P.R.I.C”

that’s, “Person Riding In Car!”

It annoys me so much that these idiots whinge about the environment and how they’re doing their bit by buying organic veg from Sainsbury’s then each one of them gets into a car all by themselves and angrily drives at me in traffic because they’re frustrated at their own UTTER stupidity. They deserve to have the mickey taken out of them.

Good show Toby nothing better than showing the car drivers of london the way forward.