18 sleeps.

Fixed Mrs Js pants and saved her £200. Turns out she didnt know how to use a zip and velcro, easy mistake to make when yer a gurl and can`t see past yer own tits.
We done pre-emptive packing today and Mrs J may have to eject her party dress, heels, cosmetics, lawnmower and easy chair.


don’t worry Mrs J you can have the use of my soft panniers any time.

Good man, pre-emptive packing top marks for that.

I remember a young lady pillion way back when on her first (and last) mo’cycle tour of Europe turning up with a matching pair of suit cases and two bungees!

‘How do we attach these’ she enquired. The resulting discussion and re-packing into a medium sized pannier almost caused us to miss the ferry.