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FINE: what women say to end a conversation. This means that they are right and you should stop talking
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5 MINUTES: if you are about to go out and you asked when she will be ready then this can mean 30 minutes. But it means 5 and only 5 minutes if you are about to do something together and you asked how long you have to watch the game/ sit on the PC.
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NOTHING: the calm before the storm. It means SOMETHING and you should be very careful.
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DO IT IF YOU WANT TO: this is a challenge not encouragement. Don’t do it!
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‘SIGH’: this is as good as a word, one that men often misunderstand. A big sigh means you’re an idiot and she is wondering if she is wasting her time with you for NOTHING (see 3).
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OK: One of the most dangerous words a woman can say to a man. It means she is thinking about how and when you will pay for it.
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THANKS: said when a woman whats to thank you, no trick, she just want to say thanks (unless it is followed by VERY MUCH when its obviously said sarcastically)
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AS YOU WISH : simply EF OFF…
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I CAN DO IT: another dangerous phrase. It means that she has asked something from you a number of times with no result. She must therefore do it herself. For the answer to the following question ‘Whats the matter?’ see 3.
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WHO IS THAT?: Be very careful this is not a simple question. Remember everytime you are asked this she really means 'Who is that biatch and how do you know her!
