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| Wife treats hubby by taking him 2 a lap club for his b.day. Doorman says, ok Smiled how's tricks? Wife asks, how does he know u? Smiled says, er, I play footy with him. Inside, the barman says, usual Smiled? Smiled says, b4 u say owt, he's on the darts team in me local. Next a lapdancer says Hi Smiled, d'ya want the special again? Wife storms out draggin Smiled with her and jumps in a taxi. Driver says **** me Smiled u've pulled a minger this time! 
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| Paddy drags a huge metal box along 2 the bbc antiques roadshow in dublin. He patiently queues 2 see one of the experts.. 'Where did u get this' asks the expert. 'Oh, bjesus' its been in my loft for 40 years replies Paddy, and I think it must be some kind of family heirloom? I see says the expert, tell me do you have any insurance? "No" replies Paddy, do you think I should have? Yes replies the expert, its your ******* water tank!!
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| Hahaha good ones.especially the lap dancing one xD
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| You need some new jokes oldman, heard them before.
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