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Posted 04 September 2008 09:31


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Meet Hels. This Notorious Bike Thief will have your Beautiful Bike within minutes if it's not locked up with an Almax and you have not paid an Armed Security Guard to defend it with an AK47.

Hels - masquerading in Civvies was last night spotted laughing manically whilst making off with a Supermoto known as the Riot in a busy market in South London. Captured on camera by a brave snapper and clutching a bottle of Corona Extra, she launched into gear without even a lid and in full view of the bikers and the police. Later this notorious thief returned and attempted to steal a Policeman's Bike under the nose of PC Broady.

BEWARE - WARNING - APPROACH WITH CAUTION. Armed with just a nail file and a tube of mascara this Bike Thief is DANGEROUS. She has contacts in North Korea and perfects her techniques in her 'Safe House' under Loughborough Junction's Railway Bridge.

Description - 5 foot 5 inches, of Scottish, Irish and SHEFFIELD stock and around 53 kilos, although a disguise maybe in evidence by the time you read this.

About to escape to Afghanistan next Tuesday 9th Sept, this Dangerous Criminal will be at Heathrow Airport boarding a plane Out of the Country.

Please post this poster all over the UK and all bikers sites, eg Visordown, KTM forum etc etc and facebook and dating sites and anywhere else in an attempt to Catch This Crazed Lunatic before she disappears for good. 

This Lunatic was last seen in a Fish n Chip Shop near the London Bridge Station eating cod, chips and mushy peas and drinking a Corona Extra with members of the infamous Girl Bike Gang 'Charlies Angels' and members of the 'Pissed Up Krew'.

You Have Been Warned

 

 

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Posted 04 September 2008 09:33


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Is it me or anyone else notice just looked at the pic and noticed someone about to get a slap!

Hels luvvie that bike suits you





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Posted 04 September 2008 09:45


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WASP (04/09/2008)
Is it me or anyone else notice just looked at the pic and noticed someone about to get a slap!

Hels luvvie that bike suits you

Crikey yes - just noticed D675 about to smack Wolfie in the face LOL

 

 

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Posted 04 September 2008 09:48


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It's the guy with the plastic bag you should be worried about!

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Posted 04 September 2008 10:21


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Just proves bike thieves these days have no taste.
Quite happy not to take mine which was parked next to it.
It must be the rough and ready appeal that does it. Now is that the bike or the owner Sneaky

Take care Hun

    

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Posted 04 September 2008 12:26


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lessismore (04/09/2008)
It's the guy with the plastic bag you should be worried about!




I was thinking more like....

AndyP:

You touch me one more time...... and im gonna.......
haha he dont look impressed




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Posted 04 September 2008 12:53


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**** scared he was... Specially that his women is in spain so no one is here to protect him
Lucky for him I was in a good mood and let it slide after a bit of a grilling
Actually, thinking about it... I think that will go back there and finish the job next week





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Posted 04 September 2008 13:18


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