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Rush Hour Racer
       
Group: Forum Members Last Login: 04 November 2008 13:43 Posts: 565, Visits: 834 |
|  Meet Hels. This Notorious Bike Thief will have your Beautiful Bike within minutes if it's not locked up with an Almax and you have not paid an Armed Security Guard to defend it with an AK47. Hels - masquerading in Civvies was last night spotted laughing manically whilst making off with a Supermoto known as the Riot in a busy market in South London. Captured on camera by a brave snapper and clutching a bottle of Corona Extra, she launched into gear without even a lid and in full view of the bikers and the police. Later this notorious thief returned and attempted to steal a Policeman's Bike under the nose of PC Broady. BEWARE - WARNING - APPROACH WITH CAUTION. Armed with just a nail file and a tube of mascara this Bike Thief is DANGEROUS. She has contacts in North Korea and perfects her techniques in her 'Safe House' under Loughborough Junction's Railway Bridge. Description - 5 foot 5 inches, of Scottish, Irish and SHEFFIELD stock and around 53 kilos, although a disguise maybe in evidence by the time you read this. About to escape to Afghanistan next Tuesday 9th Sept, this Dangerous Criminal will be at Heathrow Airport boarding a plane Out of the Country. Please post this poster all over the UK and all bikers sites, eg Visordown, KTM forum etc etc and facebook and dating sites and anywhere else in an attempt to Catch This Crazed Lunatic before she disappears for good. This Lunatic was last seen in a Fish n Chip Shop near the London Bridge Station eating cod, chips and mushy peas and drinking a Corona Extra with members of the infamous Girl Bike Gang 'Charlies Angels' and members of the 'Pissed Up Krew'. You Have Been Warned
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London Biker
       
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Rush Hour Racer
       
Group: Forum Members Last Login: 04 November 2008 13:43 Posts: 565, Visits: 834 |
| WASP (04/09/2008) Is it me or anyone else notice just looked at the pic and noticed someone about to get a slap! Hels luvvie that bike suits you Crikey yes - just noticed D675 about to smack Wolfie in the face LOL 
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Roundabout Scratcher
       
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| It's the guy with the plastic bag you should be worried about!
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Roundabout Scratcher
       
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Roundabout Scratcher
       
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Roundabout Scratcher
       
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| **** scared he was... Specially that his women is in spain so no one is here to protect him
Lucky for him I was in a good mood and let it slide after a bit of a grilling 
Actually, thinking about it... I think that will go back there and finish the job next week


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D675 ghost rider AKA Frederic
'The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same.' - Stendhal
Speeding thru a rear facing cam with a shopping trolley full of stolen food whilst being chased by the rozzers for doing one from the esso garage without paying for gas and for having 3 quid in outstanding parking tickets, riding round Brands with no silencer backwards and now running for PM all for free because riding without a plate or tax disc Club
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