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Posted 02 December 2008 22:53


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Today I caught a delivery man TAKING A LEAK ontop of a package. The story goes:

So I went outside for a smoke on my balcony where there is a building opposite mine, So as im smoking I saw a delivery man and everything else being boring to look at i decided to spy on him for a bit. Anyway he knocked a few times and then it was obvious no one was home, So he started writing on the piece of card popped it through envelope then THREW the package onto the floor. So I thought what a ****** but he then looks around to see if anyone was watching obviously not noticing me and unzips his trousers and starts leaking onto the package and left it there.

So think twice before picking up a package left outside lol

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Posted 02 December 2008 22:58


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I used to do that on the kids books when I was a teacher, thankfully no-one spied on me.

Spying is a sick passtime

 

 

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Posted 02 December 2008 23:00


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must admit that's pretty gross............

   

 

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Posted 02 December 2008 23:01


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jonnili (02/12/2008)
Today I caught a delivery man TAKING A LEAK ontop of a package. The story goes:

So I went outside for a smoke on my balcony where there is a building opposite mine, So as im smoking I saw a delivery man and everything else being boring to look at i decided to spy on him for a bit. Anyway he knocked a few times and then it was obvious no one was home, So he started writing on the piece of card popped it through envelope then THREW the package onto the floor. So I thought what a ****** but he then looks around to see if anyone was watching obviously not noticing me and unzips his trousers and starts leaking onto the package and left it there.

So think twice before picking up a package left outside lol


omg thats out off order i would off been pissed if that was my parcel.
wot company was it?

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Posted 02 December 2008 23:03


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looked like UPS

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Posted 02 December 2008 23:07


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and i thought ups was a decent company. pffft

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Posted 02 December 2008 23:26


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Not ever a great fan of drinking from the can, but definitely went off the idea when my off-lead (but under control) dog decided to "mark" the pallet of beers outside my local off license.



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Posted 03 December 2008 00:14


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Beats the salt round a Margarita

 

 

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Posted 03 December 2008 07:32