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Posted 06 September 2008 19:43


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I never had a newbie thread and I feel left out.

Hi, I'm Ducati pete!

I only ride on the track, because I like to go slow and sing when I'm riding. It doesn't work on the road because other road users toot their horns at me and put me off my song.

Milk floats are the worse, they hate to be held up.

When I'm not riding and singing I have a few other hobbies.

I collect empty smartie tubes.

I enjoy smelling cats tails

Begging my girlfriend to dress in her bestest rubber catsuit so I can lick her all over.

If anyone wants to meet up, I get day release on Thursdays mainly.

Love U all.

xxxxxx

DP



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Posted 06 September 2008 19:54


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Welcome to the mad house DP, you'll fit in really well I'm sure

PS: once you're in you're never allowed to leave. Please leave your soul with the Devil as you enter...

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Posted 06 September 2008 19:56


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Is it like Hotel California then?

PS - I'm banned from there for pooing in the shower.



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Posted 06 September 2008 19:56


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I`m sure i`ve seen you on here before newbie.





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Posted 06 September 2008 19:59


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johnp (06/09/2008)
I`m sure i`ve seen you on here before newbie.

I have a internet stalker who pretends to be me.

He's easily spotted though as he's a bit of a wierdo and a perv.



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Posted 06 September 2008 20:22


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wot ducati you got ?





Need a bike droping off or picking up or anything else for that matter?

I have a van, drop me a PM

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Posted 06 September 2008 20:27


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I don't own a Ducati at the moment.

I previously have owned a monster, a 916S, and a Siamese cat.

I kept the 916 for 4 years and 40K miles. It's the 2nd favourite bike I've ever owned. The cat's name was chinkey.



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Posted 06 September 2008 20:56


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Hi Pete..Wow, you managed to have more posts than me for a newbie!

Is that a pic of your girlfriend in your avatar or do you have long hair?

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Posted 06 September 2008 21:04