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Posted 05 July 2008 17:17


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As the ex wife is fond of reminding me, it was me that dumped her all those years ago, even tho i think its ancient history she will never forget..
So i think i just made it worse for myself cos on the way to poppins on friday
i managed to ' dump ' her again ,only this time it was off the back of the bike while going over kew bridge

This time round she's also got a fair amount of 'tarmac burn' and bruising to add to the emotional injury .

What do you think i should do ?
. just accept the constant reminders of what a heartless bastard i am for
the rest of my life ?

. Try and remember to send her a birthday card next year for the first time ever , hoping this will subdue her slightly ?

. Take her for another ride over kew bridge, this time mounting the pavement at 90 degrees and doing an immense stoppie up against the parapet wall to send her plunging into the thames below therefore preventing myself from having to endure 16 yrs or more of severe earache ?
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Posted 05 July 2008 17:25


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Whilst it was a terrible thing to have happened your face was such a picture when you arrived at Poppins I could not help but be amused, after I found out she wasnt badly injured of course 

However the circumstances to me mean she actually 'dumped' herself last night


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Posted 05 July 2008 17:27


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. Take her for another ride over kew bridge, this time mounting the pavement at 90 degrees and doing an immense stoppie up against the parapet wall to send her plunging into the thames below therefore preventing myself from having to endure 16 yrs or more of severe earache ?


Can I buy a front row ticket, that sounds like a stunning stunt.

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Posted 05 July 2008 19:05


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it was pure quality you telling me that story last night
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Posted 05 July 2008 19:08


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Definately the latter have you seen the price of birthday cards nowadays

 


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Posted 05 July 2008 19:13


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oh dear, you creul heartless sod! ha ha, oh dear i bet she wasnt amused! nice one!





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Posted 05 July 2008 19:24


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And to think we was discussing just that at the Ace before we all left. Are you sure you didn't do it on purpose? Only joking, mind you your face was a picture when you told me what happened. Dont worry yourself over what happened chap it wasn't your faulty as we discussed last night. I bet she's sore as hell today.

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Posted 05 July 2008 20:06


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hahaha thats sooo funny

and Im with kevsta on this one

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Posted 05 July 2008 20:08